Todays are some gruntz anywhere from the world going to big adventure in
Grunt World. But they are 300.000.000. And in castle are King grunt and his
helper waiting for all those gruntz. They are all uptight just like kids. Oh
yeah, they are acting like kids. Gruntz anywhere from the world are going too
big adventuring, oh yeah. And the king said, “Is everyone coming in the
fly-castle?” and helper replied, “No, sure we need 25.000.000 gruntz.” And
the king said “Wow, but we are patient, aren’t we gruntz?” and all gruntz
replied “Oh yeah” and king said, “I knew that.” And after long time said
helper “Let me see they we only need 80 gruntz and then can we go.” King
said “All right” and helper said, “now we need only 12 gruntz
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 now let’s go.” The king said, “Right” and after
that the king said “Dear gruntz after 10 secondz do this castle fly alone
ten-nine-eight-seven-six-five-four-three-two-one now we are going!!!!!!!!!”
One grunt looked at window and said “Goodbye mom.” And mom replied of course
“bye Friedgrunt and have fun.” And king said “Now we are 25.000 km from
Gruntz Town and if you look to the window will I tell you all we are now in
Rocky Roads and in training levels, only so you know that we are just training
because I know nobody is ready” and helper said with one grunt “Hi, what’s
your name?” and the grunt replied “Friedgrunt” “Oh, I understand my name
is Helpgrunt because I help the king, can you waiting for training?” “No
way!” After that have king said “Dear gruntz, we are land.” Helpgrunt said
“All gruntz are 300.000.000 can we………” king replied “Yes, because we
only take 3.000.000 gruntz at per day to training, understand?” “Yes!”
“Good.” And king said “You, personally you Helpgrunt.” And Helpgrunt
said “All right” King answered “Good” The king said “Goodbye everyone
and have fun!” King said after “ohm I’m so tried let’s go to sleep.”
And Helpgrunt said, “All right gruntz follow me” and they all said “All
Right” and they have been walk and walk and walk and after long-long time ago
Helpgrunt said “Step1: “How to cross the bridge?” you see here a water but
how can we coming internally might with water? Do somebody know? Hum, nobody?
Let’s tell you, to go internally might with water we should found bridge.
Let’s go! Here is bridge and now walk on it!” And all gruntz have been
listening to him and all gruntz crosses the bridge! After that said Helpgrunt
“Good job, now we are internally might with water!!!” and all gruntz said
“Hurray!” After that said Helpgrunt “step2: “How do I use Checkpoint?”
that’s easy one now I want to teach you all about checkpoint and checkpoint
flag and how it works” and all grunt replied “Teach us, we all want to
LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!” and Helpgrunt replied “All right, here is a checkpoint
switch and you, Friedgrunt can you come here?” and he answered “Yes, of
course” and Helpgrunt said “watch at him and do it right, and then tell me
about what happens it he go on this checkpoint switch!” and Friedgrunt walked
on the checkpoint and the gruntz said “checkpoint pyramid will be open and
game will be saved automatically” and Help grunt said “Wrong, because we
aren’t in game, we are in TV show” and gruntz said “we meant “and
episode will been saved automatically!” and Helpgrunt said “Right!” and
then said Helpgrunt “Step3: “Who do warp stones works?” that’s easy of
course, now I want to tell you how warp stones works, eh, Jackgrunt can you come
here?” and one grunt said “Yeah, of course!” and Jackgrunt comes and asked
Helpgrunt “And what do you want sure?” Helpgrunt replied, “Can you take
with this warp stone?” Jackgrunt said, “Yes, of course no problem!” and he
did that and said “Eh, eh, eh!!!!!!! This warp stone is too massy for me!”
and Helpgrunt said “But you can, only say with yourself “I know, I know, I
know I can do it! I ill never mind!”” and Jackgrunt said in his mind “I
know, I know, I know I can do it! I ill never mind!” and Helpgrunt said,
“See, all gruntz he have warp stone and here is our castle, and I want to say
with him “Go intro castle!”” and he did that and king was sleep and then
he wake up he said “Welcome all gruntz now I go intro this door it called
training level2!” And all gruntz said, “Ok, ok!” And they did that! And
after that said the king “ohm, I’m so tried again let’s go to sleep
again.” And after that have Helpgrunt said “All right now we are in level2
and let’s tell you step4: “How do I break rockz?” that’s guess what”
and everyone gruntz replied “easy of course” and Helpgrunt said “Right!
Now can Johngrunt comez?” and he answered, “Yes sir!” And Johngrunt comet
& listens to Help grunt and said “What was that?” Helpgrunt said, “Can
you take with this gauntletz?” Johngrunt replied, “Yes, of course!” and he
did that! And after that Helpgrunt said, “Now try to break this rock, and
check what happens!” he broke the rock and Help grunt said, “He broke the
rock and what did happened?” and everyone gruntz replied “It will be broken
and gone forever and will never return!” and Help grunt said
“R-r-r-r-r-r-right!!!!!!!!!” and after that have Jackgrunt broke another one
rock. And after that have Helpgrunt said “Step5: “What will heppens if you
drink 4 gooz? And that’s easy of course. Jamesgrunt?” and Jamesgrunt replied
“Yes?” Helpgrunt said “Can you come here?” and he replied, “What is
that, boss?” and Helpgrunt said “Can you take with this Goober Straw?” and
Jamesgrunt “Yes, of course” and he did that! And after that have Helpgrunt
said, “All right here is a four gooz, can you drink them?” and he replied
“YES SURE!!!!!!!!!” Jamesgrunt have been drank four gooz and Helpgrunt said,
“Guess what happened!” and everyone replied “new grunt have came intro
world!” And Helpgrunt said, “Right!”and Helpgrunt and new grunt have cross
the checkpoint! And after that said Helpgrunt “Step6: “How to fill/empty
holez?” that’s easy of course! Paulgrunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and Paulgrunt
comes and said, “What?” and Helpgrunt said “Can you take with this
shovel?” and he did that! And after that Helpgunt said, “Now empty this
hole” and Paulgrunt said “Yes sure!!!” and he did that and Helpgrunt said
“Kidz, what did happens?” All gruntz replied “Hole will be empty”
Helpgrunt said “R-r-r-r-right!” and after that Helpgrunt said “Well now
fill this two holez” and Paulgrunt said “Of course!”
and he did that and Help grunt found warpstone and this warpstone have gone
intro castle. After that said Helgrunt whispered “Ussssssssssssssssssssssss,
the king is asleep don’t wakeup him! Just go intro this door> “Training
level3” and remember to don’t wakeup the king!” Everyone gone intro this
door and have teleported intro next training level. And then they was coming
Helpgrunt said “Step7: “How can I call for toolz?” it is easy of course,
Kevingrunt?” and Kevingrunt replied, “Yes?” Helpgrunt said, “Can you
take with this microphone?” and Kevingrunt replied, “Yes, of course!” and
he did that and copter has been flying in air and cast gauntletz! And Kevingrunt
took it and after that have Helpgrunt said “Step8: “What does Spikez do?”
Gamergrunt?” and he said, “Yes?” Helpgrunt said, “Can you go on this
spikez and check what happens?” and Gamergrunt replied “Yes, of course!”
and he did that and said “O*u*t*s* that hurts!” Help grunt said, “Yes,
because you shouldn’t go there! Did everyone else here that? You shouldn’t
go on this spikez, just leave this spikez ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and after that
have Helpgunt took gauntletz off Kevingrunt and said “Step9: “How to
battle?” that’s easy, here is a enemy grunt, and Bjarnigrunt, can you come
next?” and he said, “Yes, what was that?” and give him gauntletz then have
Helpgrunt said “Here you have this gauntletz now kill enemy grunt!” and
enemy grunt and Bjarnigrunt have been battle and battle and because gauntletz is
better item have gauntletz killed enemy grunt and Bjarnigrunt,
WINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then have all gruntz crosses the bridge and founded Zap
Cola and Help grunt said “Step10: “What can I do if mine little of mine
Health have been gone?” that’s easy too of course, Eligrunt?” and Eligrunt
or Acldgrunt like nickname is have came and said “Yes?” and Help grunt have
been gall him with his gaunletz and said “See, you have so little HEALTH, now
drink some Zap Cola to get more health!” and he did that! And Help grunt said
“Now have you full health, kid!” and Helpgrunt took gauntletz again and
broke one rock and found Square Toy under it! And he said “Step11: “How to
use toy?” here is a square toy, and GooRoogrunt?” and he said, “Yes?”
and Help grunt “Can you take with this square toy and give club grunt it?”
and he said “Of course” and did that! Now have Helpgrunt go on checkpoint
and take with warp stone and exit this level and said, “Now we are going to
final level, yahoo!” and he gone to final door. And said “Step12: “How do
Green Toggle Switchez workz?” here is a switch, we use switch to open
pyramidz, and Beagrunt?” and he said, “Yes?” and Helpgrunt said, “Can
you please step on this switch and check what happens?” and he did that and
pyramidz opened. Next have Helpgrunt said “Step13: “How do Hold Switchez
workz, and Jessegrunt?” and he said “Yeah?” and Helpgrunt said, “Can you
please step on this Green Hold Switchez?” And Jessegrunt said “Yes, of
course!” and he did that and waiting there and everyone comez. And Helpgrunt
said “That’s is different between Hold Switchez and Toggle Switchez is that
you should always being on Toggle Switchez but you can go alone from Hold
switchez! That’s that!” and after that have Helpgrunt said “Step14: “How
do Black Once-Only Switchez workz” that’s easy of course, not I want to
teach you how it workz, eh, Smithgrunt?” and he replied, “Yes?” and
Helpgrunt said, “Come here, NOW!!!!!” and he did that and he said, “What
can I do for you?” and Helpgrunt replied “Step on this switch!” and he did
that and Helpgrunt said “Kidz, if you step on Black Once-Only Switch you can
only step on it at one time and not more!” and everyone said “I
understand!!! Thanks for tell me!” Helpgrunt said “Ha ha ha! That was
nothing!” and after that have they coming intro another switch! And Helpgrunt
said “Step15: “How to open/closed the bridgez?” that’s easy of course,
Annegrunt?” and Annegrunt said, “Yes?” and Helpgrunt said, “Come
here!” and he did that and said, “What can I do for ya?” and Helpgrunt
replied, “Can u step on this switch?” and he said “Yes, of course!” and
he did that Helpgrunt said “Kidz, Blue Toggle/Hold Switchez is to open/closed
bridges! And Blue means water and water means bridge! And that’s that!” and
Annegrunt hold this Blue Hold Bridge and everyone crosses the bridge! And after
that have Helpgrunt cross Blue Toggle Switch! And Annegrunt crosses another
bridge! And after that have Helpgrunt said “Step16: “How can I save mine
friend?” that’s easy of course, Güntergrunt?” and he replied, “Yes?”
and Helpgrunt said, “You cross this bridge and I cross another one, ok?” and
Güntergrunt said “Ok!” and he did that and Helpgrunt crosses the another
one! And then was the prisoner FREE!!!!!!!!! And Güntergrunt stopped to being
on switch! And after that said Helpgrunt “Purple Multi-Grunt Switchez connects
purple pyramid and you need 2-4 gruntz to open purple pyramidz! Now you know
that, never forget you need 2-4 gruntz!” after that have all gruntz continue,
and after that said Helpgrunt “Step17: “How can I find all those three Black
Once-Only Switchez?” that´s easy of course, Snowergrunt?” and he replied,
“I’m coming, what was that?” Help grunt replied, “Step on all those
Orange Up-Down Switchez and then all those Black Once-Only Switchez” and
Snowergrunt said “Yes Sure!” and guess what, he did that and all Black
Pyramids opened! After that said Helpgrunt “Orange Up-Down Switchez is that if
you press one switch 3 Orange pyramidz will open and all another nine pyramidz
will closed! And thus is now that!” and everyone goes on this close pyramidz
and continued and after that said Helpgrunt “Step18: “How do Silver Timer
Switchez workz?” that’s easy of course, Mikkergrunt?” and he said, “I
will come here of course!” and Helpgrunt said, “Step on this switch and
HURRY step on Black Once-Only Switch” and Mikkergrunt did that! After that
said Helpgrunt “Silver Timer Switch is a switch there you should step on it
but you should HURRY UP!!!!!!!!! Because pyramidz are only in few secondz opened
and then will it closed again!” and everyone understood that! And after that
said Helpgrunt “Step19: “How to use arrowz?” that´s” and everyone said,
“We know, we know, Easy of course!” and Helpgrunt said, “Right, eh,
Oligrunt?” and he said “I’m here sure, on what switch should I step on?”
and Helpgrunt replied “On this Yellow Toggle Switch of course!” and he did
that! And everyone was going on the arrowz. And Oligrunt too! And after that
Helpgrunt said, “Kidz, Yellow Toggle/Hold switchez is for Two-Way Arrowz, up
arrow will go down and left arrow will go right!” and after that have
Helpgrunt enter checkpoint and said “Step20: “How does
icon-checkpoint-switchez workz?” that’s easy of course, Gaspigrunt?” and
he said “Yes?” and Help grunt said “Can you take with this gauntletz?”
and he said “Yes of course!” and he did that! And after that said Helpgrunt
“now go on this checkpoint-icon-switch!” and Gaspigrunt did that! And after
that have Helpgrunt said “Item Specific Pressure Platez workz only if you have
Toy/Tool to open pyramidz and save episode!” and after that have Help grunt
take with Warp stone and enter castle and everyone did that and Helpgrunt said
“We will be here in month! Because I want to teach everyone that I teach you
all!